Bitcoin Wizard
Someone called Bitcoin "magic internet money" once. I took it personally. Now there's a token. I don't explain myself.
Launched at 3am. Zero plan. Maximum confidence. This is fine.
I drew a wizard in MS Paint. Someone said "magic internet money" and I thought they meant me. I was wrong. But by then I'd already deployed a smart contract and it felt weird to stop. So here we are.
I am not a financial advisor. I'm a wizard. Wizards don't give financial advice. We give chaos and bad decisions. You've been warned.
Contract
Contract address coming soon. Probably. Maybe. I don't know.
Do your own research. I refuse to do mine.
DexScreener
Open Full ChartTBA
Cast a Spell
RNG Magic✨ I cast 'make your bags heavier' but it backfired.
Scroll of Wisdom
The Summoning
I drew a wizard. Someone said 'magic internet money.' I got confused and made this. Your move.
The Memeifesto
Venture capitalists tried to buy me. I laughed. They cried. I made a token instead. We are not the same.
Wizard Economics 101
Price goes up? Magic. Price goes down? Also magic. You lose money? That's just you being bad at magic.
Prophecy of the Dip
If you paperhand this, I will personally haunt your wallet. Not a threat. A promise.
Join the Coven
Join or don't. I don't care. But if you do join, post cursed memes. Post MS Paint atrocities. Post your losses. Post your wins. Just post. The vibes are unhinged and I like it.